Oh, I know: If you're fat, let's not blame you, let's sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin' out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, it's the tobacco com….

Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God, go away God, Katrina hits, God, wh….

Comedy, if it's done well, can reflect the mood of a nation. It can be a mirror to who we are, what we believe in, what we are like..

People don't realize, or maybe they've forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn't something that you had to hide your kid….

God is a crutch? Yeah, well, not believing in God is a coma..

I don't hate cats...as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong..

There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by...truth. If you're offended by the truth, t….

You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make fai….