Most horror movies are certainly that..

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop..

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and ….

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together..

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman..

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the o….

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks..

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day..

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you..

You made one mistake. You married me..

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil..

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years..

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it..

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against..

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops..

There's no bad publicity except an obituary..

I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark..

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough..

I am a daylight atheist..

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less..