When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know..….

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback..

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me..

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day..

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong..

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture..

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh..