That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction..

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right..

In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?.

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up..

I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall. With two ex-wives and f….

He was so good at everything he did. You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian. He was an actor, and a great writer..

My biggest regret is that my mother didn't see me walk on to that London Palladium stage, being the star she always wanted me to be. But I always say….

On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop..

No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears..

It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young..

Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul..

Ambition can take the place of everything - even sex..

People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax..

Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going..

If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself..

They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer..

I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up..

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties..

When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comi….

Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer..

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment..