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I am not doddery... doddery I am not!
I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.
I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.
I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm.
I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.
Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.
Ambition can take the place of everything - even sex.
Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don't find very often, then that is what love is all about.
It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.
A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.
I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall. With two ex-wives and five daughters, I thought I wouldn't be involved with anyone for a long time - if ever. Winnie was so gorgeous, my jaw dropped - and it's a big jaw to drop.
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