Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott..

When you do your first book, you're just like, "This is my work." And it's just this whole other world that you throw yourself into..

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning….

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice..

I do get the sense sometimes that if I draw things too nice, maybe I won't be indie-rock enough anymore..

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?.

Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone..

Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies..

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott..

My readership seems to be the sensitive people, for the most part. Then there are the occasional fans who are like, "Ah, video games!".

I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone's time..

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'.

I used to be really influenced by Brian Bendis, back in his indie days. But I guess I try to tone that down..

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags..

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mothe….

There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn….

What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Gree….

Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit..

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!.

When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable..