Explore Quotes by Caitlin Moran

I can honestly say that my abortion was one of the least difficult decisions of my life. I'm not being flippant when I say it took me longer to decide what worktops to have in the kitchen than whether I was prepared to spend the rest of my life being responsible for a further human being.

I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup.

The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it.

One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William.

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.

If you're not a confident person, pretend to be one.

In the end I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

If you read all your history books, there are no women in them.

I'm SO glad I spent 10 years being sad and lonely.

I've generally got low levels of embarrassment.

I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.

I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys.

I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

I loved Riot Grrl. Not only was it a punk rock revolution, but it meant you could get dressed for a night out for less than two pounds!

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world.