If I'm going to spunk £500 on a pair of designer shoes, it's going to be a pair that I can a) dance to 'Bad Romance' in and b) will allow me to run a….

The problem that we have is thinking there's only one kind of feminist, and that she's politically correct and right on at all times, wears flat shoe….

If you read all your history books, there are no women in them..

The unwearable of high heels is self-evidently all around us, coming to a head at the average wedding reception, a uniformly high-heeled occasion. In….

It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy..

All the things that are taboo are the things that are not normal, and all the things that are not normal are the things that are exclusively about ph….

I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained..

I am pathetically law-abiding..

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub..

You wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the nurse takes my hand. But I don't ….

If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you,….

But I am, personally, not a gambler. I wouldn’t spend £1 on the lottery, let alone take a punt on a pregnancy. The stakes are far, far too high. I ca….

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none..

...there is the sheer emotional, intellectual, physical, chemical pleasure of your children. The honest truth is that the world holds no greater grat….

There's something so free about being a fan and being enthusiastic about stuff - you attract all the other people who are also loving and enthusiasti….

When you live in a small house with five younger siblings, it's actually far more sensible- and much quicker- to cry alone..

I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat..

I am fully aware of what the word 'fat' means ... It's a swear word. It's a weapon. It's a sociological subspecies. It's an accusation, dismissal, an….

I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion.

I don't campaign for the end of the aristocracy or the upper classes; I don't really want to destroy anything at all. I just want more plurality..

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise.