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My birth name is Ned Mencia.

I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm doing it to be funny. If there's some darkness to it, or I think it's ill-willed or mean or not cool, then I won't do it.

I'm just trying to be funny, trying to make people laugh, and trying to make the world a better place through some jokes. I don't have words for it. It's so overwhelming.

People that love me, love me. But the people that hate me really hate me.

Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings.

If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects, poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for being the way I am. I didn't get that people needed to understand where my comedy came from; I thought that they knew that.

My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things as they are because crying about it isn't going to change anything.

I have 11 sisters and 6 brothers.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh.

It's a pleasure to be doing a show for Comedy Central. Traditional networks would cast me as the head of a household with 16 children, which I find extremely offensive because there are 18 kids in my family.

I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them.

I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but that stopped when I was about 11.

When I was born, I was given to my uncle and aunt to raise as their kid because they couldn't have kids.

I don't want to go on stage with anger. And that's why I worked so hard to look within and change myself and evolve.

I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef.

My favorite place is Maui. It's almost perfect there - the people, the weather, just everything. No matter how busy you are, when you get to Maui, you chill and relax.

I am an extremist.

I was never one of those fat-victim people. I always have to address how much weight I lost, and people always realize then how fat I was.

Guys like Rogan literally want to ruin my career. That's unbelievably cruel and hurtful, and I never want to be that guy.

I always knew I was going to lose weight.

I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things.