Explore Quotes by Carol Leifer

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty. I found a great way to do it. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there?" just say, "No one except the Lord."