Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard..

And when you're young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating..

Here's what I've learned: that someone can change the course of history with a box cutter..

Still, the word "boyfriend" starts to sound pathetic after age 30..

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that ….

I've often said to myself, "Thank God I can write, 'cause this is hilarious." I actually wanted to go into all that more in the book, but my editor t….

The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into..

Nobody wants to read about a good-looking happy person..

I just admire my mother very much..

When my brother, Todd [Fisher], was born my father was already with Elizabeth [Taylor]. I was 19 or 20 when I first spent a block of time with him..

There are women in makeup and hair and wardrobe, but not in camera, not in sound, you know, and not in special effects. It's all men..

People see me and they squeal like tropical birds or seals stranded on the beach..

I'm fond of kissing. It's part of my job. God sent me down to kiss a lot of people..

I rarely cry. I save my feelings up inside me like I have something more specific in mind for them. I am waiting for the exact perfect situationand t….

I have two moods. One is Roy, rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood. And Pam, sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs... Sometimes the tide ….

My father was a joyous, joyous spirit, he really was. He was a hedonist, that was just - he enjoyed life, thrust up to the elbows with it. He was a t….

Don't you see? We've become smart enough to justify stupid behavior. Like, 'I'm angry at him and I didn't express it, so I turned my anger inward and….

You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual pr….

I've never been that uncomfortable talking about it. Things come out [in the media] about me. When it's out, it's someone else's version of what's th….

Happy is one of the many things I'm likely to be over the course of a day and certainly over the course of a lifetime. But I think if you have the ex….

Revenge may not be a particularly high consciousness-oriented activity..