Explore Quotes by Carrie Fisher

You know how I always seem to be struggling, even when the situation doesn't call for it?

Good anecdote--bad reality.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

I've got to stop getting obsessed with human beings and fall in love with a chair. Chairs have everything human beings have to offer, and less, which is obviously what I need. Less emotional feedback, less warmth, less approval, less patience and less response. The less the merrier. Chairs it is. I must furnish my heart with feelings for furniture.