In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed ….

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice..

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community..

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh..

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking..

Comics don't like to see other comics do well..

I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word ….

When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and ex….

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny make….

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school f….

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans..

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable..

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny..

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night..

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh..

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I….

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics..

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy..

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something..

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good..

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, b….