In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed ….

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking..

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh..

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a litt….

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community..

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school f….

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans..

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night..

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't..

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good ….

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy..

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college..

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable..

When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and ex….

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I….

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead qu….

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default "getaway" city..

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny..

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny make….

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professio….

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends..