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Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.