If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army..

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner..

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits..

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like..

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again..

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it..

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases..

If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred..

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant..

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss..

They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work..

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City..

They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work..

Amazing strength, amazing power - he (Ron Swoboda) can grind the dust out of the bat. He will be great, super even wonderful. Now, if he can only lea….

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it..

Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It ….

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games..

Even my players aren't players..

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing..