All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head..

It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let t….

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen..

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane..

The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you..

Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin..

You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp..

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds..

Mantle had more ability than any player I ever had on that club..

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits..

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them..

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many..

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's….

You could look it up..

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 y….

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part..

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three..

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in..

What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds..

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice..