Explore Quotes by Charlie Brooker

The sole purpose of a crown is to make anyone not wearing one feel like an insignificant pauper. They're obscene to the point of satire.

People tend to think I'm a lot more earnest than I am.

We take miracles for granted on a daily basis.

I haven't always been the kind of man who plays videogames. I used to be the kind of boy who played videogames.

'MasterChef' delivers all the reassuring, cadenced repetition of an endless chore without any of the bothersome elbow grease.

Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's 'Pokemon Go' for the heart.

Apple excels at taking existing concepts - computers, MP3 players, conceit - and carefully streamlining them into glistening ergonomic chunks of concentrated aspiration.

What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes you seem like a shallow, awful clown to any bystanders in the humdrum physical space you're posing in.

I'm scared about everything. I'm an anxious worrier. I worry about the downside of everything.

On 'Black Mirror,' we don't tend to deal with big, powerful people, because when you look at a Weinstein or something, you think, 'Is he capable of feeling anything?'

Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat waiters and shop assistants, especially when you are one.

Is hacking ever acceptable? It depends on the motive.

There's so much stuff flying around online, and it's so easy to get into arguments with people.

When you meet people you've interacted with on social media, they are not like they are on social media.

Hopefully, some supervillain threat will come down, and we will have to unite as a species and fire our nukes into the sun or something.

I'm looking forward to the 'Twilight Zone' from Jordan Peele... if anyone's gonna reboot the 'Twilight Zone,' then there's the man to do it.

Technology is a tool that has allowed us to swipe around like an angry toddler.

I used to draw comics a lot. I was obsessed with 'The Young Ones,' and was massively into video games, although I was no good at them.

I remember when I realised, as a child, 'That stuff on the TV about nuclear bombs is real! Why isn't everyone running around shouting 'Aaarrgghh'? Why are people still buying bicycle clips?'

I liked that sort of thing, those one-off stories like 'Tales of the Unexpected,' 'Hammer House of Horror,' 'The Twilight Zone' and 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents.'