Explore Quotes by Charlie Brooker

I'm quite techy and gadgety.

I'm extremely neurotic; it's the way my brain is built.

I liked 'Making A Murderer,' 'Master of None.' 'Stranger Things' I watched along with everyone else in the world. 'Narcos,' I really liked 'Narcos' a lot.

I've scaled back my involvement with Twitter; it's too easy to get dragged into an argument.

We're inseparable, games and I. If you cut me, I'd bleed pixels. Or blood. Probably blood, come to think of it.

Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.

Calling Batman 'the Dark Knight' is like calling Papa Smurf 'the Blue Patriarch':you're not fooling anyone.

I have often felt the worlds of social media and the Internet are like a weird dreamscape. Even physically, when you are looking at your phone, you are out of it.

In the early '80s, the arcade game Pac-Man was twice as popular as oxygen.

When a monk takes a vow of silence, is he still allowed to post messages on the Internet? Chances are God won't find out. Being ancient, God probably can't work computers. He holds the mouse gingerly, like it's made of fine china.

At 16, I was drawing cartoons, and I wanted to carry on being a cartoonist.

Rather than setting yourself a New Year's resolution, why not simply pick a reason for hating yourself for the next 365 days? Takes less time, and it's easier to stick to.

If you're living in a dystopia, you don't necessarily want to look at another one.

All Pixar movies are heartbreaking, aren't they?

I do think that it's a dysfunctional relationship between columnists and commentators, because they both seem to hate each other, like a terrible marriage.

I can quickly go to a place where I worry about society spiralling out of control.

People always assume I went to public school, which I didn't, so that immediately puts me somewhere.

I think the problem we have as apes is we're asking far bigger questions than we could possibly process.

I've got no attention span.

I don't know how, at an age when you're trying to put your identity together, how you cope with the pressure of a performance space, which is what social media is.

Videogames are probably my first love.