My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit..

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns..

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh..

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone..