Occupation: Comedian Birth: August 24, 1964
The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls..
Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone..
The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding..
We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop ….