Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering ….

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature..

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as som….

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children..

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying….

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege..

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962..

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously..

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance..

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain..

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong..

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person..

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average dri….

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're th….

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers..

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not ….

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that ind….

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be '….