If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be '….

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance..

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege..

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not ….

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic..

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously..

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering ….

Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are..

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him..

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers..

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average dri….

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person..

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children..

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature..

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're th….

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Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain..

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as som….

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that ind….

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying….