Constantly take inventory of what's important to you..

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not….

Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doi….

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching..

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it..

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse..

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark..

You got to be careful of the company you keep..

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous..

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it..

Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something. But it's not the end all, be all. There are other things ….

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out ho….

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it..

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'.

You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you..

If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself..

Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like "well I don't hate black people so I'm not a racist," but you ….

Why is Dave Chappelle going to Africa? Why does Mariah Carey make a hundred-million dollar deal and take her clothes off on TRL? A weak person can no….