I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted..

Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated….

That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual..

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other ….