Occupation: Comedian Birth: May 25, 1973
There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool..
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'.
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered..
When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know..