Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?.

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when ….

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me..

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led..

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty..

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs..

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life..

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well..

Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The m….

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?.

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet..

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour..

Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile..

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pric….

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child..

I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now ….

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north.".

Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward..

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at t….

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