Occupation: Stand-Up Comedian Birth: March 25, 1967
I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty..
Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone..
They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake ….
What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led..