Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!".

Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you..

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone..

And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done ….