If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American..

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us..

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly..

I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So I would start five fights every weekend and los….