Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it..

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man..

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife..

No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite….