Occupation: Comedian Birth: November 6, 1926 Death: February 22, 2012
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard.".
I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner.".
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here.".
A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window.".