Explore Quotes by Frankie Boyle

Trump divides his time between working some kind of 'King Ralph' angle, and claiming that he's going to make the U.S. great again by using his business experience. We can only assume that means repeatedly declaring it bankrupt, then changing its name so he can just shake off all the debt.

Trump's one liberal policy seems to be his desire to pump more funding into mental health - which I've taken the liberty of interpreting as a massive cry for help.

The Conservatives have never been a party burdened by needless sentimentality; some MPs only keep their children's photos in their wallet to make sure that at the end of term they don't bring the wrong one home.

If you feel more emotion looking at a picture of queuing lorries than a picture of desperate humans living in a lay-by, you need to check your bedtime routine for someone beating you round the head with a meat tenderiser.

I can make a joke pointing out that David Cameron told off Sri Lanka for human rights abuses committed with weapons Britain sold it - like Ronald McDonald calling you a fat bastard.

People are medicated and TV is one of the things that they are medicated with.

We live in a culture built on debt, so we are encouraged to have no self control.

Creationists have often made me doubt evolution, but probably not in the way they think.

Corbyn sounds like a dreadful town, dresses like a catalogue model for the Sue Ryder shop and won't look significantly different when he's been dead for a week.

There are a lot of problems with democracy. We need to think about how to find the people most qualified for the job.

It's always easier to dismiss other people than to go through the awkward and time consuming process of understanding them.

I think you have a lot of rich and Conservative people who control our country who are racist and their views trickle down through things like tabloid papers.

There's still a lot of racism in stand-up.

Bombing Syria will achieve nothing.

Internationally, I propose the radical step of not trying to solve complex political problems with 1,000lb bombs; domestically, I propose they start addressing inequality by paying reparations for slavery. I'm well aware that in a society where war and discrimination are now almost entirely normalised, both options sound like madness.

The SNP are far from radical, but they do have a knack for producing the odd simple, progressive policy that's hard to argue against.

On channels terrified of accusations of bias, or political retribution, comics making jokes about the growing power base of far-right politicians aren't taking the 'easy' route.

It is part of my job description to be offensive.

I want to be a part of a vibrant culture and have a more open culture.

Our attitudes are fostered by a society built on ideas of dominance, where the solution to crises are force and action, rather than reflection and compromise.

Perhaps we've got so involved in the false selves we project on social media that we've forgotten that our real selves, our private selves, are different, are worth saving.