Occupation: Comedian Birth: August 16, 1972
The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a ni….
The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?.
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff..
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall..