I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff..

The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?.

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years..