Occupation: Comedian Birth: May 31, 1894 Death: March 17, 1956
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's….
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great..
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange..
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself..