Explore Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.