I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i….

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them.

I will respect this liver. After all, it's not mine..

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford..

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life..

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World..

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?.

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!.

If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss W….

I don't recognize myself in the players I see today. There's only one who excites me, and that is Thierry Henry. He's not just a great footballer, he….

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three.

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now..

I definitely don't think that money can buy you love. It can buy you affection but certainly not love..

If you make up your own mind, you can only blame yourself..

Me and a mate picked up two darling birds and they took us back to their flat. I went into the bedroom with my bird and she started getting undressed….

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life..

Cristiano Ronaldo's was the most exciting debut I've ever seen. There have been a few players described as 'The New George Best' over the years, but ….

Don't die like I did..

If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered..