Players today moan about the number of games, but when you're young, you can't play enough.
George BestRead
If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests that both athletic achievement and romantic success can be equally desirable.
George Best whimsically reflects on a moment where he finds himself on the fortunate side of both glory in sports and success in love. This quote highlights the joy and humor in having the best of both worlds, implying that one can experience triumph in both personal passions and public achievements.
In practice
During a sports award speech, I might use this quote to highlight the humor in dual-life successes.
Players today moan about the number of games, but when you're young, you can't play enough.
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I'm OK. Much better than on other occasions. It's true that I've made lots of mistakes but I've never tried to bother anyone. I want to stay alive, preferably in peace, without seeing every one of my mistakes in the papers, and on many occasions, even stories that are lies.
Drink is the only opponent I have been unable to beat.
They'll forget all the rubbish when I've gone, and they'll remember the football. If only one person thinks I'm the best player in the world, that's good enough for me.
I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
Laughter is a force for democracy.
You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.
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