Players today moan about the number of games, but when you're young, you can't play enough.
George BestRead
If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests that both athletic achievement and romantic success can be equally desirable.
George Best whimsically reflects on a moment where he finds himself on the fortunate side of both glory in sports and success in love. This quote highlights the joy and humor in having the best of both worlds, implying that one can experience triumph in both personal passions and public achievements.
In practice
During a sports award speech, I might use this quote to highlight the humor in dual-life successes.
Players today moan about the number of games, but when you're young, you can't play enough.
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I'm OK. Much better than on other occasions. It's true that I've made lots of mistakes but I've never tried to bother anyone. I want to stay alive, preferably in peace, without seeing every one of my mistakes in the papers, and on many occasions, even stories that are lies.
Drink is the only opponent I have been unable to beat.
They'll forget all the rubbish when I've gone, and they'll remember the football. If only one person thinks I'm the best player in the world, that's good enough for me.
Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.
TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.
A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation.
The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.
As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn’t matter how, I’ll be alright. If I succeed in that, the human beings probably won’t mind it too much if I remain outside their lives. The one thing I must avoid is becoming offensive in their eyes: I shall be nothing, the wind, the sky.
Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part.
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