If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third..

Read the vladimir tod series.

It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will..

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach..

According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague….

It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist..

Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seeme….

Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going..

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me..

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock..

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me..

Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the wor….

... but if I've learned one thing, it's this: forgiveness is crucial. If you can't forgive someone you're mad at, that anger will poison you. You hav….

Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you..

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race..

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core..

Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork..

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words..

Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox..

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare..