There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on m….

I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?.

Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don'….

According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague….

Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seeme….

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood..

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race..

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare..

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third..

A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are.

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core..

Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke..

People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear..

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words..

Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going..

Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite..

Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?.

Read the vladimir tod series.

... but if I've learned one thing, it's this: forgiveness is crucial. If you can't forgive someone you're mad at, that anger will poison you. You hav….

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox..

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me..