Explore Quotes by Helen Rowland

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

Variety is the spice of love.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.