A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it..

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless..

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood" or that he is "different;" none o….

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place..

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time..

the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself..

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is..

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity..

A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and ….

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near..

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him..

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them..

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly..

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor..

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married..

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last..

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark..

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after c….

There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and….

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others..