An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country..

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window..

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the….

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast..

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to….

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one..

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly..

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate..

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age..

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understan….

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head..

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get..

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision..

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course..

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person..

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns..

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging..

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray..

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her….

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him..