Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be remo….

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall..

Variety is the spice of love..

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry..

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world..

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain..

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance..

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor..

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times..

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart..

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest..

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense..

Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and without the slightest inkling o….

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse..

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions..

Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!.

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion.

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again..

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them..

For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy..

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love..