Explore Quotes by Homer

I'm satisfied. It's straight,...but it's just so hot, and I'm just so fraustrated.

Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things.

Life and death are balanced as it were on the edge of a razor

There is a strength in the even of very sorry men

Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Singing is the lowest form of communication.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!

Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'

Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.

Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.

I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.

This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in.

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

It is not right to glory in the slain