I've come to appreciate other people's talents..

I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away..

I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman's heart at….

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a ….

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe..

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums..

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble..

I'm in a war, a cultural war..

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death..

I will never feel successful..

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?.

I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government….

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting..

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship..

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing..

Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious ….

I didn't listen to executives..

My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words were flowing back and ….

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised..

I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out..

I think people of lesser talent will become stars..