Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas..

I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out..

I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four ….

These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would….

I didn't listen to executives..

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air..

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves..

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised..

I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away..

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys..

I think people of lesser talent will become stars..

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly..

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading ar….

I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off..

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death..

I've come to appreciate other people's talents..

I'm not looking for a paycheck..

I'm in a war, a cultural war..

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble..

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your ed….

I don't talk about my salary..