In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile - and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, bu….

By disgracing and degrading the presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart of the….

Good peo­ple drink good beer. Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer. Think about it..

I was never trying, necessarily, to be an outlaw. It was just the place in which I found myself..

He had come so far from himself that I don't think he knew who he was anymore..

I think I'm one of the most patriotic people that I've ever encountered in America. I consider myself a bedrock patriot. I participate very actively ….

If you get people asking the wrong questions, you don't have to worry about the answers..

You can’t play city rules when you live in a jungle..

I got tired and embarrassed by the constant poverty of those years. I told Doug [ Brinkley] this is really going to be a horrible downer of a book [T….

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!.

I will fight for your right to be weird- just as I know you will fight for mine..

Fear is a healthy instinct, not a sign of weakness. It is a natural self-defense mechanism that is common to felines, wolves, hyenas, and most humans….

Ah, fortune and fame shall follow me ... and I shall dwell in the world of the chosen for a few moments of fleeting ecstasy; ere the seven burly lads….

Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward..

The first time I managed to pick up a basketball I knew I was destined to lead the UK to another National championship. ... Even now, so many years l….

Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!.

It might be a little rough on some people for a while, but I think it's the only way to deal with drugs. Look at Prohibition: all it did was make a l….

I have warned many times about the guaranteed dangers of betting with your heart instead of your head - big darkness, soon come - but every once in a….

I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late..

The most important thing a writer can have [is] the ability to live with the constant loneliness and a strong sense of revulsion for the banalities o….

Writing is the flip side of sex - it's good only when it's over..