Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy..

Two years? That's entirely too long. If you want, we can take care of that. After two years it's pure therapy..

Judging by the hard lines of his face and the flat look in his eyes, he'd left the Marines, but the Corps hadn't quite left him..

I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd..

You said he was a soldier. You don't suppose...?" "Oh, Gods." Ignata blinked. "You think something could be wrong down there?" All of them looked at ….

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you..

Secret to what?" "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his….

You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in….

You're an interesting woman." "Your interest has been duly noted..

Settle down, Princess. It’s not my first time..

« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style..

I don't know if you heard, but I kind of run this place..

Kate leaned back against her chair. "Where is the bane of my existence?" "In the shower, freshening up." "Oh, God, who did Asciano screw now?" "No, n….

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first..

Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?" "I find your attempt at levity inappropriate." "Consider ….

I turned to leave and paused before the gap in the ruined wall. "One last thing, Your Majesty. I'd like a name I can put into my report, something sh….

Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers..

Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form..

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie..

Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package?.

She eats grass. Don’t ask..