I don't think I've ever stolen anything..

It is only by going through a volume of work that... your work will be as good as your ambitions. And I took longer to figure out how to do this than….

Brad Pitt is really game to talk about whatever and is really fun to talk to and was totally up for discussing anything..

I played no sports well. Because I was a boy in the United States Of America, I was forced into Little League and played horrible Little League baseb….

I remember clearly that when I was little it was explained to me [that] the way that babies were made was that God put the baby into some lady's stom….

Nobody tells people who are beginners - and I really wish somebody had told this to me - that all of us who do creative work... get into it because w….

One reason I do the live shows - and the monthly speeches at public radio stations - is to remind myself that people hear the show, that it has an au….

Go looking for an idea and it'll show up. Begin now..

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun..

The entire culture was organized for people who are happy. People who are miserable need reassurance that other people are miserable..

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua..

It is only by going through a volume of work that you will close that gap, and your work will be as good as your ambitions..

I dont meet many people who are talking about shows on Showtime..

I don't think I ever played any sports recreationally for my own pleasure. I was bad at them from the start..

I can only control what I can control..

I think good radio often uses the techniques of fiction: characters, scenes, a big urgent emotional question. And as in the best fiction, tone counts….

Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions..

I think the thing that I wish somebody would ask me is just to ask about the business side of the radio show. I feel like I actually work very hard t….

The truth is, I just don't have that much time to see movies. So if I get two hours where I can actually see a film, I don't want to go backwards, I ….

Where radio is different than fiction is that even mediocre fiction needs purpose, a driving question..

You'll hit gold more often if you simply try out a lot of things..