Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011]..

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights..

I seem like a big bombastic outgoing dude, when it comes down to it with the ladies, when I was a single, free-wheeling dude, I was always very shy. ….

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it..

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha..

I don't really think differently of making a movie for grownups or making a movie for kids, if it's boring it's boring, so you want it to be entertai….

There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered….

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie..

Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes..

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it..

When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my d….

I'm really excited about our DJ set. That's probably the most exciting of all. It's selfish but it's always your own thing that you're most concerned….

You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast..

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not..

When you get to a certain level of recognizability, celebrity, you can't go out of the house without someone going, "Can I just have one photo?" I do….

I don't think of myself as a great improver. A lot of times there's long periods of silence when everyone in the recording studio is looking at their….

A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God..

I'm always looking for talented people that I want to collaborate with..

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, ….

The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I….

We're not just twice as powerful when we're together, but ten times as powerful..