You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast..

People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe..

I'm not thinking about forcing my kids to watch my movies. It's always awkward when someone says: "Hey, I wrote a song, can I play it for you?" That ….

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, ….

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's s….

A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God..

When you get to a certain level of recognizability, celebrity, you can't go out of the house without someone going, "Can I just have one photo?" I do….

I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spirit….

I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at the time. Eventually, I might want ….

What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end..

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death..

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D..

I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music mach….

I'm always looking for a fresh perspective because it's fun to tell stories that are original and new in some way..

I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's s….

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have ….

The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I….

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not..

Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes..

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie..

I'm really excited about our DJ set. That's probably the most exciting of all. It's selfish but it's always your own thing that you're most concerned….