You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't….

I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture change….

I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to..

I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money..

The last thing we need is another Clinton to be our President. Believe me, one lowlife was enough. We don't need the lowlife's partner..

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net..

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters..

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like..

My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pus….